The Slow Dance of the Infinite Stars
Ladies and gentlemen, Fifty Shades of Grey. The cake.
I’m sure it has all the delicious flavour of rummaging for keys in your chocolate starfish. *barf*
I would not consent to put that in my mouth. Would you?

Ladies and gentlemen, Fifty Shades of Grey. The cake.

I’m sure it has all the delicious flavour of rummaging for keys in your chocolate starfish. *barf*

I would not consent to put that in my mouth. Would you?