The Slow Dance of the Infinite Stars
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Benny took time out from his busy schedule building spaceships and promoting The Lego Movie to help me run the comic shop today :)

Benny took time out from his busy schedule building spaceships and promoting The Lego Movie to help me run the comic shop today :)

apiphile:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it 

dr fisher there’s something on your foot you might wanna remove that before we get on camera
no
are you sure i mean it’s pretty gross it has a beard and everything

LOOK WAFFLES IT’S BACK

apiphile:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

dr fisher there’s something on your foot you might wanna remove that before we get on camera

no

are you sure i mean it’s pretty gross it has a beard and everything

LOOK WAFFLES IT’S BACK

Guess what I found today in my local off licence
BLUE SKY BEER
All English Best Bitter
Yes, that sounds like our Wheatley ;-)

Guess what I found today in my local off licence

BLUE SKY BEER

All English Best Bitter

Yes, that sounds like our Wheatley ;-)

Elementary

fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic:

Today was different. It was a half-holiday, school was over, and nearly five hours of unsupervised, unalleviated park-bound boredom stretched out in front of him. Today, he would have been almost grateful for Harry’s company. Even suffering her good-humoured sadism and cheery disdain for hours on end would have been better than no company at all.

Awww this is too cute! John and Sherlock as children, when they first meet. It’s absolutely adorable but it made me sad that they don’t remember that they met as children. I feel like John and Sherlock were pretty in character—at least in the way I would see them as kids. Sherlock is inquisitive and brilliant and so precocious while John is ever the little soldier. I would love to see a little more, not necessarily a sequel but a bit where John and Sherlock realize they met once years ago.

My Rating: A-

Read it here, fic by wafflestories

Eeehehe look what I found - a fantastically adorable, in-character, and charmingly bittersweet story by our very own waffleguppies 

GO READ IT RIGHT NOW OKAY :D

Three New Ideas

waffleguppies:

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I was reading this page from Serenity Rose- Break Your Stupid Heart just now and it struck me that this is just as good an exercise for us creative sort of types as it is for witches.

  • Go to Wikipedia
  • Click on ‘Random Article’
  • Do this three time
  • Over the course of the week, or day, or however long you want to spend on this, research and combine and work your three ‘ideas’ into one ‘thing.’ Picture, story, song, object, ectoplasmic life-form, doesn’t matter what.

Two rules:

  • Set yourself a limited amount of time (I’m going to try a week.) These are new ideas, not things to get frustrated or hung up on.
  • Enjoy it. If the product takes you a certain way, away from the original articles, let it, It’s all good, as long as you’re exploring new things.

That’s about it. If anyone else does this, it’d be awesome if you wanted to show off your creations under the #three new ideas tag.

Have fun, and devour the world.

awww yeah let’s do this thing :D

The Supplicant

so waffles challenged me to create a poem using the same technique she used for this work of beauty… and this is what happened. I told you I wasn’t a writer. ;-)

fleeting angels collide in puddles of madness

crystaline tears abscond with kisses in the dying light

of a wounded life

a desperate intimacy enforced with aching breath

buried alone in your glamour

rapturous

unyielding

i await you

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WELP

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fraaaands :3

so the other day I hung out with waffles in town

we were wearing our identical purple jumpers

and our aperture science test subject bracelets (she is orange, I am blue)

and ate the same delicious sweet potato chips

and the whole time I was like

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we weren’t even doing anything special but it was awesome because we are friends <3

next week we’re gonna do karaoke IT’S GONNA BE WICKED awww yis :D

waffleguppies:

Listed Wentworth on my Etsy! Up and nicely photographed and shiny.
YAY FOR GETTING THINGS DONE.
Wentworth is a curious fellow. Mostly, he’s curious about what he IS. Bear? Koala? Alien? Nobody knows. Some things are certain, however- he’s friendly, huggable, unique, and looking for a good home. Also, on a good day, his frankly massive ears can pick up the Home Shopping Channel.*Wentworth is a one-of-a-kind handmade artist’s bear. He stands 15” (38cm) from head to toe, and sits at 12” (30cm).Wentworth is lovingly made out of super-soft luxury faux fur, a beautiful chocolate-based 2cm pile with amazing hints of ash and cherry at the tips. His arms and legs are jointed, and his paws are made from fun striped jersey fabric.
*Not an actual feature

Eeee isn&#8217;t Wentworth a cutie? I hugged this adorable bundle of fluff this morning and can you he really is just as sweet and cuddly as you imagine. And he moves too! :D

waffleguppies:

Listed Wentworth on my Etsy! Up and nicely photographed and shiny.

YAY FOR GETTING THINGS DONE.

Wentworth is a curious fellow. Mostly, he’s curious about what he IS. Bear? Koala? Alien? Nobody knows. Some things are certain, however- he’s friendly, huggable, unique, and looking for a good home. Also, on a good day, his frankly massive ears can pick up the Home Shopping Channel.*

Wentworth is a one-of-a-kind handmade artist’s bear. He stands 15” (38cm) from head to toe, and sits at 12” (30cm).

Wentworth is lovingly made out of super-soft luxury faux fur, a beautiful chocolate-based 2cm pile with amazing hints of ash and cherry at the tips. His arms and legs are jointed, and his paws are made from fun striped jersey fabric.

*Not an actual feature

Eeee isn’t Wentworth a cutie? I hugged this adorable bundle of fluff this morning and can you he really is just as sweet and cuddly as you imagine. And he moves too! :D

Death and Peaches

waffleguppies:

You guys probably remember when I asked for examples of your favourite myths. I ended up picking the story of Izanagi in the Underworld to rewrite in a modern setting, as part of an exercise for my writing class.

It was really difficult to work on, but I’m pleased with how it turned out (although I can’t stop editing it, as usual). The great thing about rewriting a myth is it gives you a strong beginning, middle, and end to follow, which is something I have trouble with a lot in my writing.

NSFW language and content. You can read the original myth here. Thanks to everyone for all the suggestions again!

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He brings her peaches. As the greengrocer hands over the paper bag he sees her clearly, on the bench by the library in the summer sunlight, licking her sticky thumbs and laughing at the mess. The way he saw her last, scrunching up the bag and chucking it at him, her eyes alive and crinkling with laughter-lines, her hair flaming in tawny twists around her face.

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Ah, bless you for actually remembering I am trying to do this :D

I am writing! Sort of. Mostly under duress (aka when Waffles pokes me ;-). But words are being written, which is more than has happened in years, so I’m still feeling pretty chuffed about things. I have about a thousand words of utter nonsense down, which in NaNo terms means I’m about 20,000 words behind schedule but WHATEVER I am not a writer and this is just supposed to make me Do Something for a change.

My story is based The Juniper Tree, a rather obscure Grimm’s faerie tale that I love, because there just isn’t enough cannibalism, infanticide and murder in kids books nowadays, right? XD That’s the idea, anyway - what I’ve written so far doesn’t really have much to do with that, but oh well! :)

I’ve been to two NaNo meetups so far, and I’m not entirely sure if the events themselves are helping, but having Waffles glare at me every time I put down my pen certainly is. ;-)

Hard at work at the Nano Meetup

Look! Writing is actually happening, I promise :D

WE ARE FRENS YAY FRENS

And yes, we are being photobombed by a portrait of David Jason as Rincewind. It was traumatizing XD

I might post some excerpts at some point, but I don’t know, we’ll see what happens. Wish me luck! :)

under-the-bed-stories:

waffleguppies:

neverrwhere:

This is my bookshop.
It’s small and lovely and I’m so very proud of it.
You should come visit me and talk about children’s books :D

some dayyyyyyyyy
and you should follow nevers because she is lovely and knows a lot about books oh my god does she

Why do I have to be an entire Atlantic Ocean awayyyyyy?






OH YOU GUYS 
Thank you for saying such lovely things about lil ol&#8217; me you are the best of the very best and I love you &lt;3

under-the-bed-stories:

waffleguppies:

neverrwhere:

This is my bookshop.

It’s small and lovely and I’m so very proud of it.

You should come visit me and talk about children’s books :D

some dayyyyyyyyy

and you should follow nevers because she is lovely and knows a lot about books oh my god does she

Why do I have to be an entire Atlantic Ocean awayyyyyy?

OH YOU GUYS

Thank you for saying such lovely things about lil ol’ me you are the best of the very best and I love you <3

waffleguppies:

RUBIT DREW THIS AMAZINGNESS FROM A CHAT WE HAD (BASED ON THIS ARTICLE) SCREEEEEECH UGLY NOISES
me: for some reason whenever I think of someone who doesn’t know anything much about fanfiction, I picture someone in a train carriage.
Rubit: hahaha
me: i don’t know whyi guess they’re reading the guardian on their ipad and they’re like what’s this?swaying from a strapthey’re between south kensington and victoria
Rubit: you have stock footage in your head
me: ‘by jove!’
Rubit: hahaha
me: also they’re in the 1920’sit’s a steam powered ipad
Rubit: “what is this mysterious contraption?!?”
me: “why I couldn’t say sir,” says their pneumatic butlerthis has got away from me somewhat


Eeeheeeheee this is SO SILLY I love it also  you are both awesome and too cool for school XD

waffleguppies:

RUBIT DREW THIS AMAZINGNESS FROM A CHAT WE HAD (BASED ON THIS ARTICLE) SCREEEEEECH UGLY NOISES

me: for some reason whenever I think of someone who doesn’t know anything much about fanfiction, I picture someone in a train carriage.

Rubit: hahaha

me: i don’t know why
i guess they’re reading the guardian on their ipad and they’re like what’s this?
swaying from a strap
they’re between south kensington and victoria

Rubit: you have stock footage in your head

me: ‘by jove!’

Rubit: hahaha

me: also they’re in the 1920’s
it’s a steam powered ipad

Rubit: “what is this mysterious contraption?!?”

me: “why I couldn’t say sir,” says their pneumatic butler
this has got away from me somewhat

Eeeheeeheee this is SO SILLY I love it also  you are both awesome and too cool for school XD

yeeEEEES um um um TOO MUCH CHOICE. ummm his dark materials! wheatley and chell. REVERSE GAMBIT PLOY.

imri flits
triese prowls
chell sits
wheatley scowls
bathtime is never fun

Welp. I finally did it.

I SAVED SCIENCE :D

I am so full of feelings right now, I never thought I’d actually be able to complete the game, because my dyspraxia destroys all hand-eye coordination and puts up a wall of cognitive dissonance between what I want to do and what I actually do. But I did it. I never really wanted it to end…but I finished this incredible game that is so much more than just a game at last. I’M SO HAPPY. *sobs into her pillow*

And really? It’s all thanks to Waffles, the most patient, helpful, unflappable (mostly ;-) and kind gaming partner anyone could ever ask for. Everyone should give her ice cream and pie for putting up with my flailing, squealing, joy-induced madness. Hee. :)

Also now I have an excuse to post the amaaaaaazing birthday card she gave me because we are Ro-bros. <3

I’m so very very lucky :D